I am the Egbert, hear me roar.
|0-4||oblivious, happy years|
|5-10||beginning to doubt|
|11-15||learning to despise|
|16-18||planning to dispose of the bodies|
|19-23||learning to cope|
|24-27||accepting that life is not what it's all cracked up to be|
|28-now||realization that it's all good|
Here is some random shit for no particular purpose:
symian - "It is said that if you are loved, you are special. To
this I must wholeheartedly agree. It has been my experience that love makes
sharya - “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be
necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black
eye.” - Miss Piggy
heidi_13 - "I don't get enough credit for the things I manage not
symian - "Life is a bitch! She won't suck."
Now let's take a look at a few pointless pictures, shall we?
Here would be my namesake:
And here's a graph demonstrating how fast I'm shrinking:
Here's my cat (god_kitty):
And for no apparent reason, here's three iguanas fucking:
And with that, welcome to my journal.