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The Bertus View

King Egbert of Gonorrhea

Name:
Eggus Bertus Destructus
Birthdate:
21 June 1968
External Services:
  • egbert@livejournal.com
  • TheEgbert

I am the Egbert, hear me roar.

0-4oblivious, happy years
5-10beginning to doubt
11-15learning to despise
16-18planning to dispose of the bodies
19-23learning to cope
24-27accepting that life is not what it's all cracked up to be
28-nowrealization that it's all good

Here is some random shit for no particular purpose:

symian - "It is said that if you are loved, you are special. To
this I must wholeheartedly agree. It has been my experience that love makes
people retarded."

sharya - “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be
necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black
eye.” - Miss Piggy

heidi_13 - "I don't get enough credit for the things I manage not
to say"

symian - "Life is a bitch! She won't suck."


Now let's take a look at a few pointless pictures, shall we?


Here would be my namesake:


And here's a graph demonstrating how fast I'm shrinking:


Here's my cat (god_kitty):


And for no apparent reason, here's three iguanas fucking:


And with that, welcome to my journal.

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