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I am the Egbert, hear me roar.

Here is some random shit for no particular purpose:

symian - "It is said that if you are loved, you are special. To
this I must wholeheartedly agree. It has been my experience that love makes
people retarded."

sharya - “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be
necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black
eye.” - Miss Piggy

heidi_13 - "I don't get enough credit for the things I manage not
to say"

symian - "Life is a bitch! She won't suck."

Now let's take a look at a few pointless pictures, shall we?

Here would be my namesake:

And here's a graph demonstrating how fast I'm shrinking:

Here's my cat (god_kitty):

And for no apparent reason, here's three iguanas fucking:

And with that, welcome to my journal.